Code Padawan (aka Engineering Intern)

Calling All Future Cyber-Jedis

Are you a code padawan ready to level up your skills in the dojo of distributed AI systems? Do you dream of electric sheep and wake up thinking about neural networks? This is your chance to train with the masters.

Powers You're Developing

• ▸Learning Acceleration: You absorb new languages faster than Neo learned Kung Fu
• ▸Bug Hunting: You can sense disturbances in the codebase
• ▸Question Asking: Your curiosity could power a small data center
• ▸Meme Creation: You understand that documentation needs GIFs

Your Training Regimen

• ▸Pair program with senior devs who've seen things you wouldn't believe
• ▸Build real features that real humans (and AIs) will use
• ▸Debug issues that will expand your consciousness
• ▸Attend code reviews that are actually fun (we promise)
• ▸Help us figure out if AI agents dream of electric bugs

Entry Requirements

• ▸Currently pursuing CS degree or teaching yourself through the sacred texts (YouTube)
• ▸You've written code that does something (anything that works counts)
• ▸Basic knowledge of Python, JavaScript, or any language that isn't COBOL
• ▸Enthusiasm level: MAXIMUM
• ▸Ability to work 15-20 hours/week during school

Intern Perks Package

• ▸Competitive hourly rate (yes, we actually pay our interns)
• ▸Flexible schedule (we know you have that 8am class)
• ▸Mentorship from engineers who've worked at places with names you recognize
• ▸Real projects, not just coffee runs (though we do love coffee)
• ▸Potential to convert to full-time (many Padawans become Knights)
• ▸Swag that actually looks good

Level Up Opportunity

This isn't your average "fetch coffee and fix typos" internship. You'll ship real code, break things (in dev), fix things (in prod), and learn what it's like to build the future of software development.

Easter Egg

If you include a haiku about AI agents in your cover letter, we'll know you actually read this. Bonus points if it's funny.

The future is being written. Come help us debug it.