Digital Alchemist (aka Growth Hacker)

Attention: Growth Hackers, Data Wizards, and Digital Alchemists

We need someone who can turn metrics into gold and growth charts into rocket ships. If you've ever looked at a funnel and thought "I can make this sing," we need to talk.

Your Arsenal of Abilities

• ▸Data Necromancy: You can resurrect insights from dead spreadsheets
• ▸Viral Incantations: Your campaigns spread faster than a zero-day exploit
• ▸A/B Testing Mastery: You've tested so many variants, you exist in multiple realities
• ▸Community Summoning: You can conjure engaged users from the digital ether

Your Epic Quest Line

• ▸Hack our growth like it's the Gibson from Hackers (but legally)
• ▸Build viral loops that would make the Matrix architects jealous
• ▸Transform our metrics dashboard into a thing of beauty and terror
• ▸Create content that makes developers actually WANT to read documentation
• ▸Forge partnerships that expand our digital empire

Required Skill Tree

• ▸3+ years of making numbers go up and to the right
• ▸You've grown something from 0 to hero (or at least from zero to not-zero)
• ▸Fluent in SQL, Python, and the ancient art of Excel wizardry
• ▸Experience with developer tools/B2B (or you're a quick study)
• ▸You can explain CAC to LTV ratios without putting people to sleep

Legendary Drops Await

• ▸Competitive salary + equity (own a piece of the AI revolution)
• ▸Budget to test your wildest growth experiments
• ▸Access to all the tools you need (yes, even that expensive one)
• ▸Work with AI agents that will blow your mind
• ▸Remote-first culture (hack growth from your secret lair)

Achievement Unlocked

Join us and add "Helped build the future of software development" to your resume. Also, we have really good coffee (delivered to your home office).

Note: No actual alchemy involved. We checked with legal.