Neural Architect (aka Senior Engineer)

The Mission, Should You Choose to Accept It

We're looking for a Neural Architect who dreams in distributed systems and wakes up thinking about multi-agent orchestration. You'll be the one who turns our cyberpunk fantasies into production-ready reality.

Your Superpowers Include

• ▸Code Synthesis: You can merge with any codebase and understand its deepest secrets within hours
• ▸Agent Whispering: You speak fluent Python, Go, and whatever language the AIs prefer this week
• ▸Reality Bending: You've bent Kubernetes to your will and made Docker containers dance
• ▸Time Manipulation: You've actually finished a side project (proof of temporal anomaly powers)

Daily Quests

• ▸Architect systems that make multiple AI agents work together like a well-oiled hivemind
• ▸Build infrastructure so robust it makes the Matrix look fragile
• ▸Write code that other developers will study in the ancient texts (aka documentation)
• ▸Mentor junior devs in the ways of the code ninja

Prerequisites for This Reality

• ▸5+ years of bending code to your will
• ▸Experience with distributed systems (bonus points if you've made them distributed AND reliable)
• ▸You've deployed something that handled real traffic without catching fire
• ▸Comfortable with ambiguity (we're literally inventing the future here)

The Loot Drop

• ▸Competitive salary + equity (become a co-owner of the future)
• ▸Latest MacBook Pro with enough RAM to run Chrome AND your IDE
• ▸Unlimited PTO (because burnout is so Web 2.0)
• ▸Annual $5k learning budget (feed your brain)
• ▸Health, dental, vision (keep your meat suit in prime condition)

Warning

Side effects may include: excessive excitement about the future, inability to stop talking about multi-agent systems at parties, and the irresistible urge to automate everything in your life.

Ready to jack in? Apply now and show us your code-fu.